What's Your Porn Name?

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28/f/back to the drawing board.

I take the time to appreciate what I see in life and I enjoy for the most part what other people see but I'm not so much reading. so don't worry I won't be posting novels. sometimes if you're lucky enough and you look really closely you'll get to see some of my own work. it's truely a rare but eventful phenomenon.

best animal in the world
Mr. Charles Von Meow Meow

hollyso:

earthtothestars:

thardcore:

dearnicole:

cleb:

latay:

maryclare:

playingdead:

thatjeffreykid:

jaicentans:

woaah:

melliimel:

supersonicelectronic:

Mine: Muffin Johnson.
(First pet name + Street you grew up on)

Ginger Ash.

Sooty Dutton

miffy ashmore

Silver Free King

>__>

Brandy Gilmore

Dinky Pleasant

Lola Shimmerjugs XD

Fluffy Willow. bahaha

Jenny Galedowns

I never had either , but i prefer Neon Fuck

Lola Central Park West. (Wow, how lovely.)

Fluffy Wood-Lane : )

freya crest? wow not even cool looks like I can’t be a porn star. darn.

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Jun 10th, 2009 at 11:02 am via hollyso

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glindarghh reblogged this from daniellerzorzz and added:

smokey woodcock, oh yeaaa ;)
yohansays reblogged this from blogkward and added:

New calculation for your pornstar name; You take your mothers name……. (from the youlooknicetoday podcast)
caboj liked this
blogkward reblogged this from d3dk0w and added:

Buggsy Knight hahaha that actually is pretty porn-tastic.
blackghosts liked this
d3dk0w reblogged this from hollyso and added:

freya crest? wow not even cool looks like I can’t be a porn star. darn.
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Pebbles Pinewood
luckychrysler reblogged this from laughterinmyeyes and added:

T.J. Lake or T.J. Lazy. I’m torn.
lilepo reblogged this from underpantscharleston and added:

Dear lord, the Ragweed crew is making me nauseated.
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suddenly liked this
gilmoure reblogged this from moorewr and added:

We sound like bronze age hookers.
perfectimperfections reblogged this from koolikeplastic and added:

Princess Merrick, OW!
dorianthorn reblogged this from captainoo and added:

DORIAN THORN cuz the rules do not apply here.
ruined reblogged this from thatjeffreyguy and added:

Rainbow D or Rainbow North D? thats amusing
abbygoround reblogged this from 86400 and added:

Much better than Figaro Dinsmore, in any case.
raggedywisdom reblogged this from gracecatherine and added:

Babe Foxon Hill. It sounds better without the “hill,” but it’s still a pretty lame porn name.
briannebott reblogged this from captainoo and added:

Winston Carling [or] Church [or] Tweed
koolikeplastic reblogged this from bigbuxnowhammies and added:

speedy renee… -_______-
toxicmachine reblogged this from hollyso and added:

Bullwinkle Greenarbor (how…how nice…) I think I fit into the name Mistress Starrfuck though.
daydreamdelusion reblogged this from ashlyncommathe
moorewr reblogged this from gilmoure and added:

Jitters Phoenicia
emmahasablog reblogged this from deerisive and added:

Muddy Seaman (P.S. I win)
gilmoure reblogged this from laughterinmyeyes
niscera reblogged this from tubyang and added:

lulz. Sparky and Sharky Ragweed. sounds painful. :x
tubyang reblogged this from niscera and added:

We could be the ragweed porn duo!!
niscera reblogged this from lilepo and added:

Whoa, Ruby, I didn’t know we lived on the same street. o_o btw, my name is Sharky Ragweed…
ashlyncommathe reblogged this from alliphant
thardcore reblogged this from dearnicole and added:

I never had either , but i prefer Neon Fuck
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iamcharlotteaddams reblogged this from boxcarhighway and added:

Lulu Tickled Pink. That’s right.
freewoman reblogged this from alliphant and added:

daisy highland. mmm.
lilepo reblogged this from tubyang and added:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH RUBY
tubyang reblogged this from alliphant and added:

Mine’s the worst ever. Sparky Ragweed - The spikiest pubes in porn history. They’re electrifying!
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lilepo reblogged this from upisdownx and added:

OMG VICKI HOW ARE YOU SO AMAZING. BE IN PORN WITH ME PLZ. I would be Lucky Lapiz :]
bricoler liked this
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girlslietoo reblogged this from youresosolo and added:

Buffy Martin. XD
omg-olivia reblogged this from thingswesaidtoday and added:

Smokey Pinyon ;)
weallareinfinite reblogged this from youresosolo and added:

Lucy Summer (hahahahahahahahahaha!)
youresosolo reblogged this from latay and added:

Sheeba Chesterdale. lmao that actually sounds real
jootz reblogged this from maryclare and added:

Murphey Wilson River Hwy?
mitchtime reblogged this from michaelmcgee and added:

Whiskey Stephenson
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Curious Burbank. XD
bernstein reblogged this from maryclare and added:

Ringo Tanglewood
latay reblogged this from maryclare and added:

Lola Shimmerjugs XD
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sm00thcriminal reblogged this from paisleydarts and added:

Princess Dodd…. UMM. lol
lovesupremequeen reblogged this from paisleydarts
emmajones reblogged this from 867-5309 and added:

Major Woodburn. fuck yeah.
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iloveyoujenny reblogged this from dorkydamaris and added:

Emily Emily… I named my dog after our street hahaha
86400 reblogged this from horrorwine and added:

Brindi 54 is a totally hot sci fi porn name.
makemesomefcukingpizza reblogged this from lightskin-mike and added:

Foxy Hancock >_
jayd3e reblogged this from lightskin-mike and added:

uhh Batman Coolidge ?
lightskin-mike reblogged this from niknikniknikki
niknikniknikki reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Max Morris! ehh?
thingswesaidtoday reblogged this from iamthespider
supertruestory reblogged this from phoebejeebies and added:

Pee Wee Elmhurst. That’s an oxymoron isn’t it?
rainmustache reblogged this from bloodystorylily and added:

Diego Cecilio xD
horrorwine reblogged this from 86400 and added:

Brindi 54th. Yeeah. It doesn’t really work when you live in New York City.
bloodystorylily reblogged this from jonwithabullet and added:

Blackie la victoria XD
iseeellis reblogged this from charlottefive and added:

Sega 110th. Fuck…
laculbute reblogged this from hallospacegirl and added:

Smokey Majestic.
phoebejeebies reblogged this from jordanlag and added:

Pepper Harvey ;D
thecakeismuybueno reblogged this from jennyeatworld and added:

Carli Western Star hmm I guess I could shorten it to Carli Star haha that would work
samanthakayyy reblogged this from jordanlag and added:

maniac wellington. lmfao that’s awesome |:
heartlessignorance reblogged this from fauxconfidence and added:

Starlight Grinstead
bigbuxnowhammies reblogged this from heylookathatree
laughterinmyeyes reblogged this from lottieeeee and added:

Michael Roselawn
charlottefive reblogged this from iamculture and added:

Candy Lancaster ;D LOL
daniellerzorzz reblogged this from lottieeeee
allshewrote reblogged this from thedormouse and added:

Princess Monaghan — perhaps that’s how I’ll rise to fame.
lottieeeee reblogged this from hallospacegirl and added:

theastronaut:shmaltzy:randomshizzle:copperinsides:supersonicelectronic:...Trixie...
jessikerz reblogged this from jasminemariah and added:

Kiki Davidson.. hAHAH
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ohhkayla reblogged this from chaos-safety and added:

Hahahaha. That’s an amazing porn name.
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idkmybffhali reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Spotty stubby Lane. HAHAHHA.
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Fidel Tercera Avenida asjklsajkljslakjklsajklsalkjasjlkasjklasas
jeapierre reblogged this from neunundachtzig and added:

HAHAHAHAH ODIO ESTA VAINAS PERO TENIA QUE HACERLO “Lucky Mamones”
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iamthespider reblogged this from ishouldbeamerican and added:

Coco Goodman. or Delilah Goodman
jordanlag reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Henry Thornton. Ummmm…
ericaeatssocks reblogged this from tragicharmony and added:

Pumpkin Burgess. >.>
tragicharmony reblogged this from happinessisinevitable and added:

Shadow Mabry School. lol!
silentsongbird reblogged this from pardoner and added:

Princess Margarita…..LMAAOOOOO no comment xD
iamculture reblogged this from dorkydamaris and added:

Elvis South Worcester? sounds professional i guess.
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happinessisinevitable reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Speedy Morris xDD
thedormouse reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

patricc, wecanlivelikethis, ohhkayla, taylorcarrot, thatjeffreykid, jaicentans, woaah, melliimel,...
dominix reblogged this from captainoo and added:

Scooby Petmolen.
pardoner reblogged this from fucksun and added:

Kaecha Birmingham… hMM that kind of does sound pornstarishh. lol
haleymeganmariee reblogged this from captainoo and added:

Ginny Philippine. aha,
ashleyrawr reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Lucky Wood. How lameeee.
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domodaniello reblogged this from mcgonagall and added:

Kitty Court hhaha
captainoo reblogged this from kokiri and added:

Kono Pennnigton.
chaos-safety reblogged this from samyoung and added:

Kayla Morgan, sorry Kayla.
samyoung reblogged this from ohhkayla and added:

Angel Zina. Hhahahhaa.
solomonsdaughter reblogged this from pervywanker and added:

Bones Cote St Luc . =\
pervywanker reblogged this from thatjeffreyguy and added:

Brownie Mercer. lol
whoaitskelsey reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Isabella Dare. Ohhh shit. That’s not bad, lol.
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gaviteros reblogged this from allysainwonderland and added:

Cute Kitty Methodist Creek I don’t think it works very well…
lesleyannhae reblogged this from mollyleech and added:

Nakita Bayshore. ..Say whaaaa?
ohhkayla reblogged this from taylorcarrot and added:

Vegas Clinton. That’s a pretty legit porn name.
upisdownx reblogged this from whenskiesaregrey and added:

Fred Morton. Sexy.
what- reblogged this from kokiri and added:

Bugs Bunny Strathcona
captainpine reblogged this from gleannbizzz and added:

Elvis Clover Leaf. I win. lol
jtotheq reblogged this from heylookathatree and added:

Misty Leatherwood o_0
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christinalove reblogged this from shelbyisfetch and added:

ummm fuck tits. hahahaha
pacheeks reblogged this from caseyandhearts and added:

Layla Birchmount. (ROFL)
mollyleech reblogged this from gleannbizzz and added:

Cougar Clearview. RAWR! ahah.
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taylorcarrot reblogged this from thatjeffreyguy and added:

Rosie Sandringham
nerdfighter reblogged this from playingdead and added:

Crystal Elizabeth
caseyandhearts reblogged this from gleannbizzz and added:

Clemintine orchard. :S
fauxconfidence reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Fluffy Popular OUCH!
stop-selahtime reblogged this from fucksun and added:

Cuddles Carmona lol sassy!
crystalbby reblogged this from randompsustudent and added:

Spunkie Steve’s. xD
prettyvacant reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Doger Fred Kita Gwarków, huh?
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tiow liked this
fucksun reblogged this from jackaraptor and added:

Dirty Garfield… Why in the hell would my parents name my dog Dirty?!
grizzlby reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Mr. Moustachio Beechwood
afallfromgrace reblogged this from 867-5309 and added:

Roscoe Woodland. yeah, wtf.
atticusfinch reblogged this from morgham and added:

Smudge Pearl. (yes, my cat’s name was smudge)
86400 reblogged this from boxcarhighway and added:

Foucault Pleasant (It helps that I didn’t really have a pet until I was 25.)
morgham reblogged this from heylookathatree and added:

^ I spit my diet pepsi out. xD
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Sugar Marie [ooh la la!]
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Angie Anal…-.-
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Shelia Lonsome Dove
morgham reblogged this from shmaltzy and added:

Rhythm Cherokee. Doesn’t even work, but you have to admit Rhythm was a coolass cat name for a five year old to come up...
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threetruthsforeverystory reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Mine would be something like: Rassia Getafe It’s a pretty odd one… :s
boxcarhighway reblogged this from supersonicelectronic and added:

Penny Geraldine.
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